In case anyone doesn’t know what a Betty is, it’s a female version of Mr. Johnson.  And, if you don’t get that reference, it’s below stairs, hairy and comes in all shapes and sizes.  Believe me, it does; not like I’m looking or anything…lol.

I was speaking with my friend at the nail saloon the other night about taking care of our Betties.  Okay, I didn’t start the conversation…giggle.  Of course, the whole saloon joined us and talked about landscaping and different techniques.  Oh my, I learned more about Betties then I really wanted to know.  No, really, TMI.

Apparently at hair/nail shows there is a booth where you can buy Betty landscaping products.  You can have an orange heart, a blue arrow (like a man needs help), or just go bare.  Betties can come in all different colors.  Can you imagine being in the heat of the moment and looking down only to find a red arrow pointing to the spot?  I would roll on the floor with laughter, of course ruining the moment (if I were a guy).

This booth had buttons which say things like: Have you landscaped your Betty?  Landing stripes rule!  Oh my.  Then the conversation turned to, “what is the best way to get the smoothest shave?”  Where did this go so wrong?…lol.

A female friend volunteered that she saw a very smooth stripper at a strip club (who went with her hubby) and proceeded to talk about techniques.  First TMI!!!  If you use a disposable razor only once, it gets smooth.  But, then again this woman can take these off on her taxes…lol.

Another friend at the salon shared that she has a man’s electric razor and takes everything off.  It works great for her.  Another friend shared that since she’s a little over weight her technique and you don’t want to know.

All in all, I now know I can have a purple Betty or smooth ass one.  Well, here I go experimenting and did I say I’m clutzy.  My 911 call may be, “Help!  I’ve waxed my ass to the bath tub and can’t get up.  There is purple dye everywhere, so don’t panic…it’s not blood.”

Again, when did this go so terribly wrong?  Hugs